Joke online dating

Double entendres have long been a staple of dating quips. Not as clever as the ones before, but straightforward mixed with unexpected can have pretty good results. Whether clever, funny, or downright serious, give us your best shot and try to swoon us with one line.

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Creativity can be the difference between a Yes and a No.The above exchange is little more than asking for a phone number, but the execution is novel.

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